The Health Operating System for Men

Know your baseline.
Then build on it.

One 60-minute visit. Five clinical-grade tests. An AI-enabled review of every result, overseen by physicians, and a clear plan for the year ahead.

  • DEXA
  • Blood
  • Urine
  • Semen
  • VO2 max
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The problem

Men are investing in their health without knowing their baseline.

Supplements, wearables, cold plunges, gym memberships. The spending is real. But ask the average man for his ApoB, his visceral fat or his VO2 max, and the answer is a question mark.

You can’t improve what you’ve never measured.

Testosterone?
ApoB?
HbA1c?
Visceral fat?
Bone density?
Lean mass?
Sperm count?
Motility?
VO2 max?
Heart-rate recovery?
BPA?
Phthalates?

The visit

Sixty minutes. Five tests.
One complete picture.

A comprehensive evaluation in a single, private appointment, designed around you and finished within the hour.

01

DEXA

Body composition

Body fat, lean mass, visceral fat and bone density, measured precisely.

02

Blood

Hormones + heart

Hormones, metabolic markers, lipids and 50+ key biomarkers.

03

Urine

Environmental exposure

Screening for heavy metals, pesticides and everyday chemicals.

04

Semen

Reproductive health

Count, motility, morphology and fertility indicators, in a private suite.

05

VO2 max

Cardiorespiratory fitness

Cardiovascular fitness and aerobic performance under real load.

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Diagnostics

Clinical-grade testing under one roof.

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AI-enabled review

Every marker analyzed together, not in isolation.

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III
Clinician oversight

A physician reviews your results and your plan.

Membership

A membership built for men.

Simple. Comprehensive. Repeatable. Your baseline, re-measured through the year, in one clear report.

  • 4×DEXA scansBody composition, bone density, visceral fat
  • 2×Blood panelsHormones, heart health, metabolic markers
  • 1×Semen analysisCount, motility, morphology
  • 1×Urine analysisEnvironmental toxins, chemical exposure
  • 1×VO2 max testCardiorespiratory fitness
  • 1×RMR testingCalories your body burns at rest
  • ✓Physician reviewExpert insight, personalized plan
  • ✓Digital portalTrack, compare, optimize
Concept plan of the Brummell Labs Chicago flagship
Concept plan · 3,900 sq ft

The flagship

Chicago, first.

Our flagship is a 3,900-square-foot clinic designed like a private members’ club: discreet, quiet and built around a single, seamless hour.

  • DEXA suite
  • Private fertility suite
  • VO2 performance lab
  • Physician consultation
  • Member lounge
  • Report review room
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